Tuesday, September 2, 2014

New Reviews Coming . . .But First!

My brother, my mom, and I were watching a slew of movies recently, and one of them was "Alien Showdown." The disc we had, however, was continuously skipping from scene to scene at random.

When this part suddenly got skipped to halfway through the scene I realized we had no sense of context to what the two scientists were talking about. I restarted the scene and whispered to my little brother: "Dude, imagine in this whole scene they're talking about my dick."

As the scene plays out, my brother and I are laughing hysterically. My mom asks "What are you guys laughing about."

My brother and I exchange a look. He says "Nothing." I stop the movie and rewind it and say, "Mom, so watch this scene and imagine their talking about my gentials."